Visualizations For Don Jyovi's Maha Yagya
Copyright 2009
Don Jyovi Saraswati Di Morgese
oh kindest people...visualizations for Don Jyovi's Maha Yagya...are an important part!...while the other parts of 'Don Jyovi's Maha Yagya' provide the vehicle for Don Jyovi's Maha Yagya...the visualization process ...is the driver...enjoy...oh kindest people!
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a beautiful moonlit night sitting outside in the covered patio...at the bar of a Cuban Cantina...listening to the live band...overhead...a Goodyear blimp floats by...advertising...
Dow Jones hits 2000!...kudos to Don Jyovi's Maha Yagya!...
as I take a sip of my Cuban brewskie...I feel something soft brushing against my back...and then elegant arms stretching over me to put a couple of empty beer bottles on the bar...I look around and see plenty of open areas around the bar..."luckyme!"I am thinking...
she's hot!...man!...Black chick...redbone...looking at me smiling as she sits back at the table with her entourage...her mohair sweater so tight... ... ... ...a parade was passing by...and some loudspeaker ...saying...
"The global economy is surging well past all expectations thanks to Don Jyovi's Maha Yagya!..."
the band is starting to sound good...two brewskies into it...
TV screen at the bar showing writing...scrolling along the bottom of the screen
Correction! Dow Jones hits 2500!...the Republicans have conceded to Don Jyovi's suggestion that they get therapy for their brainwashed fears about Socialism...
I turn around and check out the redbone chick...she's looking at me smiling...I wiggle my eyebrows...she moves her chest from side to side...her big beautiful boobs screaming to get out of that sexy tight sweater
my cell phone rings...oh it's Warren...
"hey Warren!" I answer...and Warren Buffett says "Hey Don Jyovi!...I need your advice on this company I want to buy stocks on"
"Sure! I will perform a Fire ceremony for this...and let you know what I come up with...give it about a week. What company?" I replied.
"Danube Holdings...they've been buying up lots of real estate all over the world..they are headquartered in Budapest, Hungary...I have a jet in Fort Lauderdale waiting for you to get you there and a stay at the Hilton Budapest...the folks at Danube Holdings are aware of your visit and will give you a tour of their outfit and will show you their financials."
the TV screen continues
Secretary General Bill Clinton claims to the UN Assembly that Don Jyovi's Maha Yagya is an astounding success citing a chart showing the rise in real estate values..."just exactly as Don Jyovi had called for!" Bill exclaims... He calls for a global celebration to be held in all the capitals of the world!
the TV screen continues
Moscow, Beijing and Washington DC have come to an agreement on nuclear disarmament stating that "we don't know what got a hold of us...it must be as Don Jyovi suggests...that we've been brainwashed into it"
"Cool Warren...Gondola Pizzeria and I will hop on your jet tomorrow" I replied to Warren Buffett.
The band starts playing Paul McCartney's 'My Love'
"Anda whena de cuboardsa bare-a...I steel finda somteeng dere...weeeth my a love-a....eetsa understooda..."
everybody gets up to dance
the redbone chick's eyes are locked in with mine...I get up and reach out my hand smiling ...she takes my hand and we proceed to the dance floor...
before too long...we are locked in a kiss...and I say "what do you say we continue this out at the moonlit beach?" and without waiting for her already known response, I led her towards the sidewalk.... ... ... ...to be continued on Don Jyovi's Swinging Chronicles... ... ... ...
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Gondola Pizzeria can't believe we are going to Hungary..."theese ees a treeck!...whata are-a you-a up to-a, Don Jyovi-a?" He asks looking at me like I am about to kill babies...I drive into the airport parking lot..."I'm telling you the truth Gondola...Warren Buffett wants my advice on a company that he wants to invest in" I replied nonchalantly while looking for a parking spot...
Gondola Pizzeria is a black dude who talks with an Italian accent because he believes it makes the chicks hot...we've been ole buddies for a long time...but he disagrees with everything I do
"Donta geeve me datta!...dees ees you-a visualizationa againna...eesseenta eeta?!" Gondola eyes darting at me.
the billboard alongside the airport parking showing my smiling face and reads
Don Jyovi's Maha Yagya does it again!...unemployment down to it's lowest level ever! Minimum wage rises again...third time this month!
"well...yes! Gondola" I replied as I reach for my briefcase...
walking towards the terminal..."yeah Gondola!...I am applying the law of attraction...that states that what you think about most has no choice but to materialize...just as surely as the law of gravity"
"you-a don't a really-a believe datta!" Gondola shakes his head.."I am a going-a to calla mya shreenka cousina Vinnya againna!...you a need a some a more a helpa!"as Gondola whips out his cell phone
as we approached the entryway of the airport terminal, we could hear the chanting and bells and hand held drums of the Hare Krishna monks
"Hare Hare Don Jyovi...Hare Hare Krishna...Hare Hare Ram...Kudos to Don Jyovi for bringing the most robust economic recovery the world has ever known...Hare Hare Don Jyovi"
"Halloa?..." Vinny the shrink answers Gondola's cell phone..."hey Vinnya!...Don Jyovi needs you a helpa againna...he has a anna idea a that ess even a crazier a danna heesa perpetualla motionna!" Gondola hands me the phone...
music break...Paul Simon's...oh I...would not give false hope...
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"Hello Vinny! how are you?" I said getting the cell phone from Gondola..."Helloa Don Jyovia! I am a gooda! and you a?" Vinny replies..."I am excellent! Gondola is just having an adverse reaction to my latest adventure" I said laughingly...looking at Gondola who is nodding in agreement...
"So-a ...what eessa deessa youa doinga?" Vinny inquires.
an old man with a walking billboard draped over him is passing by and the billboard says...
Many Americans, unhappy about having a Black president, are taking Don Jyovi's suggestion and going back to England, Scotland and Ireland...mumbling something about..."at least British Royalty will always be white"...and oh yes!...repent because the end is near
" I am using the Secret as part of Don Jyovi's Maha Yagya...have you ever heard of that, Vinny?" I asked...
"Yessa" Vinny replied..." I a have a beena meaninga to checka eetta outta."
Vinny also speaks with an Italian accent because he thinks it makes the chicks hot...It's a family thing...I guess...anyway...he is a successful psychiatrist in Philadelphia and has made me his pet project because of all the unusual stuff I am into...what with God' Algorithm, God's Perpetual Motion See saw and now Don Jyovi's Maha Yagya...
He continues " Whya donta youa comea anda see a mea eenna Washingtona...I weella be a weetha Baracka enjoyinga a fewa brewskiesa Thursdayya?"
"You mean we can have a few brewskies with the President?!" I asked excitedly surprised...I smack Gondola on the shoulder to make sure he's listening.
We are at the airport security and the guard asks "please take all your clothes off...naked passengers go in one plane and belongings go in a cargo plane that follows behind..."
Gondola complains "deessa airporta securitya eessa reallya gettinga outta offa handa!"...but then a flash of inspiration overtakes him and he asks "are a deea stewardessesa nakeed a too a?"
to be continued
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